1. Open the Case File:

Slice those avocados in half, remove the pits, and ditch the little black nub at the end. Scoop out the green gold and toss it in the big bowl—no skins, we’re not making leather.

2. Mash & Settle:

Grab a fork (or your official guac-mashing weapon) and go to town until smooth but still a little chunky. Add your salt—it’s the clause that binds it all together.

3. Cross-Examine the Limes:

Roll ‘em, slice ‘em, and squeeze out the juice of both—without the seeds. Crunchy guac is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and we’re keeping this bowl litigation-free.

4. Enter Exhibit Salsa:

Pour in that salsa, give it a quick mix, and taste your work. You just settled this case out of court—with flavor.

5. Done.